Key: C major

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Bob Bunt would make merry all through your day

High-hat and droll, loves all shades of grey

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Bob, won’t you see the races?

He’ll only ooh and aah at Herbert Wells

And laughs like nothing’s amiss at all

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Don’t say to him we need one more to go

On Thursday night he’s a sofa jingo

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Bob, won’t you climb the wall?

He says he climbed one already today

And laughs like nothing’s amiss at all

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Bob, won’t you catch the pictures?

Or else you’re gonna miss it all​

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Bob, won’t you try the rye?

He can’t be bothered there isn’t cheese

And laughs like nothing’s amiss at all